Flattery

So on my "single and desperate" profile (an online dating system...with lots of really creepy people....and only a few good ones) I get the following comment.

Great profile, marvelous journal entries (see... somebody's reading 'em!), fabulous sense of humor, and you're cuter than a human has any right to be! You deserve more than a 10, but 21st century technology hasn't advanced far enough to allow that. Best wishes to you!

Flattery...and laughing at my jokes will get you everywhere with me.

Took an exercise class from Sean yesterday at the YMCA. This man has a butt you could bounce a quarter off of. I think his whole body contains about an ounce of fat. He had the class doing mega squats until I literally was moaning in pain. I am officially naming him "Sadist"! Today...I can't even sit at this desk without hurting.