The tales of a 30 something gay stand-up comic living in NYC who is searching for his soul mate or soul...which ever comes first.

Monday, December 29, 2003

I'm Going to Need Therapy



So I went out yesterday with my newest step father to an evening T-dance. For those of you who have never been to one, or don't know what a T-Dance is, think dance party at a bar for those continuing from Saturday night. Usually there are several people that are coming down from the drugs taken the night before, and those like me (who remain drug free) who go for a couple of drinks and dancing.

As I've said before, my mother has now married a 30 year old man (three years younger than me). That wouldn't be as much of a problem except that he "bats for both teams". Yes...my mother has worked through all the eligible heterosexual men and is now working on the bisexual ones. Top it all off...I find him completely hot! 5'11", blond hair, blue eyes, and a very low body fat percentage. It wasn't until yesterday's dance that I found out how built he was when he took his shirt off. The man is ripped. Apparently I wasn't the only one to notice as several guys vied to get his attention. He just brushed them off (he's big on monogamy...I give it another year before he and mom divorce), and only danced with me. At that point I needed to get a drink. "This is my step-father..."

Now I refuse to call him daddy...for obvious reasons. He does a great job of introducing me to people I'd like to meet. In person I can be a bit shy, but this man would walk up to people and say..."I'd like you to meet my boy". The reactions on some guy's faces were absolutely priceless.

As for an artist, it frightens me as to how good he is. I've know 50 year old artists that don't have the talent that this man has. When he switches into painting mode, nothing interrupts him. He becomes completely fixated on the image he is creating, and brings to life such incredible paintings. He does both abstracts and realistic (he prefers abstracts) and is beginning to work in mixed media. He'll be one to watch later.

Mom is sculpting today...she is making a coffee table for a client. So I have to entertain myself. May be time to take another trip into the city.


 
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