Ever have those days where you have so many topics that you want to blog about and so little time? That's been my dilemma today. So my thoughts of what I would like to blog about:

• My former job as a phone sex worker.


• Horrible things that have happened while waiting on tables.


• My worst sexual experience (Valentines day is coming up and I have a several bad experiences to choose from)


• How I have paid the rent (including a stint as an escort, masturbating in public, and having a rent party)


• I'm turning 34 at the end of this month. A reflection of my 33rd year and all the ups and down of it. What is missing in my life? What do I need to be complete or am I complete already?

So maybe it's better to just throw this out for every one else to pick a topic. I'll probably end up writing about all of them in the end.