Meet Tom, Dick, and Harry

According to this test, these are the men I would find most attractive.



It's like a man buffet! I'll have a spoon of #1, a taste of #2, a main course of #3, a side of #4, and #5 with little whipped cream. Can I go back for seconds?

Funny how they all sort of look alike? What scared me was the test was accurate and a little disturbing. Supposedly I am categorized into the "Very Picky" type, where other men my age had more choices. Basically the results informed me I need to lower my standards. Therefore, I'll be cruising the homeless shelter tonight. I'm going to find me a manly man...or should I say "homely man"?

Last night, I went to see the movie "The Miracle". A few notes about the movie that stick out. The movie is about the USA Olympic Hockey team winning the 1980 gold medal. Now I remember when this happened, and it was a big deal at the time. Everyone in the theater was near my age or older...so imagine my surprise when people started clapping after the United States would score a goal. I actually wanted to stand up and scream, "We won! You were alive then. What the hell were you doing that you weren't paying attention?"
On other thoughts Kurt Russell: Bad toupee! He looked like a wanna be Donald Trump. Length of movie...too long. I could have attended a live hockey game that would have moved faster. My ass felt like I was watching Lord of the Rings (all three of them). I honestly wondered if my ass grew an inch from spending so much time sitting after eating buttered popcorn.

I've begun preparing for my next show in March (Chicago once again). I can never get enough of that city (provided it isn't sub-zero tempatures). I'm trying to find a good theme to run for the show, but so far the two things that keep coming to mind are gay marriage and being single kinda sucks!

Any thoughts from the peanut gallery of some good themes to work off of?