The tales of a 30 something gay stand-up comic living in NYC who is searching for his soul mate or soul...which ever comes first.

Tuesday, February 03, 2004

Remember the days

I remember the days when I was so eager to satisfy you.
And be less than I was just to prove I could walk beside you.
Now that you've flown away I've see you've chosen to stay behind me.
And still I curse the day you decided to stay true to yourself.

I tried to meet all your desires
and meet your every need, while forgetting
I had my own desires also
and being with you left me unsatisfied
blinded by your beauty each day
I remind myself now, your looks will fade.

I remember the days when I was so eager to satisfy you.
And be less than I was just to prove I could walk beside you.
Now that you've flown away I've see you've chosen to stay behind me.
And still I curse the day you decided to stay true to yourself.

I look for what comes in the future
realizing I was left behind by a coward
losing the power of my hatred
gaining strength in my pity
It took so long to find my self respect
and I know now that I'm better than you.

I remember the days when I was so eager to satisfy you.
And be less than I was just to prove I could walk beside you.
Now that you've flown away I've see you've chosen to stay behind me.
And still I curse the day you decided to stay true to yourself...N.Furtado

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I been thinking of porn lately. Probably because a friend asked me to hold his stash while his mom is in town. Unlike my mother, who buys me porn, his mother would not appreciate seeing male on male porn...let alone some of the hardcore stuff he has. So last night I watched and made some observations.

If porn was like real life:

  • The sex wouldn't last nearly as long.

  • The guy doing the penetrating would have slipped out at least once.

  • The participants would not be as attractive.

  • The television repair technician would be the wrong sex.

  • The telephone would ring during the middle of the act.

  • The person calling would be the one person's mother.

  • Someone would fart post coital incident.

  • Someone would fake it.

  • The penetrating (top for those that don't speak gay) person would complain that he is getting tired.

  • The penetrated (bottom) would be disappointed because the Top's "unit" is not larger than 6 inches.


 
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