This story is courtesy of my officemate Katie...love ya baby! That condo of yours is going to sell!

The 4 Types of Orgasms

Women and gay men have one thing in common...we are plagued by the oblivious bar creeper. You all know the type. The guy who doesn't understand what "I'm washing my hair every night for the next 5 years" means. Well Katie had him approaching her in a bar, repeatedly telling her inappropriate jokes, and Katie decided it was time to drop a tactical nuke. This was their conversation:

Katie: What's your name?
Guy: Steve.
Katie: Well Steve...Did you know that their are four different types of Orgasms?
Steve: What are they?
Katie: The four types:

1. Religious: It's where you scream (and Katie did this loudly) "Oh God! Oh God! Oh GAAAAWWWD!"



2. Positive: When you scream "yes...Yes...YEEEEEESSSS"



3. Negative: "no....no.....oh No....ooohhh NOOOOOOO!!!"



At this point most of the bar was looking, as Katie was making a spectacle of herself. She looked at Steve in the eyes and said "and the most important of all orgasms:"


4. The Fake Orgasm: "OH STEVE! OH STEVE! OHHHHH STEEEEVEEE!!!"
   
   

Katie = The Master!