Doing It in Public

Went to my favorite coffee house last night and witnessed one of the most tremendous public displays I have ever seen. The kind where your jaw just drops open. It was so good I actually started taking notes in the event that I might need this someday. Additionally...the whole coffee shop stopped what they were doing (including the employees) and watched the whole event take place.

The Public Display of Aggression

You are a coward, and I never knew that when we first got together. If I hadn't spent the last year fellating you, I would have questioned if you had any balls at all, and you can wipe that smirk off your face. You can smile at me like I really don't know what I am saying, but I can prove what a cowardly freak you are.

You're too afraid to tell you parents your gay. Instead...you just pushed them out of your life...rather than tell them the truth. You wouldn't stay with them over the holidays...but rather stayed with your sister instead and you haven't even told her! You're 35 years old, you've never been on a date with a woman, even during high school, and yet you think they haven't figured out that you suck dick? Believe me...you don't pass that well!

You don't even have the balls to come clean at work, and instead just avoid the issue at all costs. You never bring pictures of anyone important in you life to your desk...Because nobody is important to you except for yourself and who would want those pictures? It's no wonder so few people are truly interested in your life and well being as you can't free yourself to be interested in theirs.

You're weak, so weak you can't even fight back as I tell you this. You have no interest in anything except yourself, and it has taken me a year to see past the frail sick facade you put up and see the actual narcissistic person you really are. You gave strictly what you needed to give to keep me stroking your ego...and your cock...and for that I am so ashamed of myself.

I'm leaving, and believe me...you will go into the books as the worst mistake I have ever made, but I have learned from that mistake, and will go from this day forward, knowing that I can do so much better than you. And I know that when you talk about me, you will refer to me as a bad memory in a pathetic attempt to say that I caused this, but inside you will know that you are the true failure.

And the guy giving the speech got up and walked out the door slamming it behind him! The whole shop just stared at the other guy, who looked very embarrassed. Nobody spoke a word, you could have heard a pin drop. Before I could stop myself, I said "Damn...Got Milk?" The guy promptly got up and left.

I love living in the gay ghetto!