Got Any Irish in You?
Do You Want Some?"
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish Funeral?
One less drunk at the funeral!
There once was an old man of Esser,
Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser,
It at last grew so small
He knew nothing at all,
And now he's a college professor.
There once was a woman from Calcune
Who wouldn't eat soup with a spoon
She driped on her chin
'till her body was too thin
And she wasted away by June.
There once was a man from Cork
Whose boyfriend never wanted to pork
Frustrated with Grief
He needed relief
so online he bought a fake dork.
Let me introduce the woman named Skoal
Who was dating a young virginal Pole
The First time was his plan
but he put it in her can
'till the young lady screamed out "WRONG HOLE!"
There once was a strapping buck named Shamus
Who was always trying to tame us.
Our teasing him was mean
But then he did a porno scene
Now we homo's consider him famous!
Always a mom is a fine quality mother
No better qualities can be found in another
But married to Brent she be
And for that woe's me
Sweetie, would you happen to have a gay brother?
The second man on my favorites is Maurice
Who irons his pants so that they have a fine Crease
He's shy did you know?
And now I'm sinking a little low,
But shy guys usually have a large piece!
To my fine friend from Canada Bill
Whose retirement made the theater boss ill
I smile and I sigh
Things will work with special guy
And you'll never need another happy pill
To Brent the BMW machine
Whose blog is 95% clean
If you didn't have a mate,
I'd ask you out on a date
and I'd love to get you out of your jeans!
CopTalk is run by officer Brent
a fine and incredible gent
Trust the uniform I must
but instead I just lust
Leaving me alone until I am spent!
Leslie is known as Critter Chick
Who will care for any animal even if sick
Happy I'd be
As a kitten stuck in a tree
knowing Leslie would be comming quite quick!
Dorthy is the lady who cuts hair on our heads
and she has walked down the aisle to wed
Her site caught my eye
with pitures of a stud guy
who I assume she would like to get into bed.
The Glass Slippers in the mother of Twins.
That she conceived after a bottle of gin!
She owns a cute puppy
and a tank full of guppies
and being married she's not living in sin!
CJ is Up on the Honey Side
With her hubby to Colorado she did ride
Truely special you see
was her advice once to me
and without knowing she made my eyes cry.
Hot Toddy is known also as Whorus
And his sketch comedy will never bore us
His head shots you see
Take control of me
And leave me feeling amorous
Julia's blog theme is part caffeine
her writing make me envious and green
Few writers you see
are better than she
and you can agree with me sight unseen!
Mary Lou is the theater Diva galore
Who's audiences cry out "give us more!"
Her blog was to me
the first one I ever did see
and as a fan she is one I adore!
The Isle of Whidby is Phylis' place
in a home she calls her own space
In the dark she has sex
Because she believes that it's best
If he doesn't see the grateful look on her face!
Paul is 23 years young
and to Aaliyah music he often has sung
To me he has offered to wed
and take me to bed
which tempts me because he hung!
Rachel's husband is looking for new work
Because his current boss can be considered a jerk
to the south they will go
where the warm winds blow
and snowless winters are considered a perk!
Iceveil works in I. T.
doing a job that is similar to me
answering questions of mindless Jacks
we would much rather whack
but we work until we're bill free!
Searching for self-love is Faustus M. D.
Who should be a writer I'm sure you'd agree
an intelligent gent
who's somewhat quite bent
and who's antics I'd love to see.
Swimfin's from my alma mata west
the class that year graduated the best
A hottie you see
he earned his degree
and with life he has a certain zest!
Brian from tales of the City
whose recent events have earned my pity
his appartment went boom
as fire consumed his room
and yet he manages to stay witty!
Dear, dear Leigh I know your depressed
But your blog designs are considered the best
Little did you see
a kindered spirit you have in me
and knowing that we can face the rest!
And to Peaeye Billy, enjoy the St. Paddy's fest
As the young boys ogle your sculpted chest
Thinking your old is a joke
Give those boys a long, hard, poke
and when you've finished you will have earned the rest!
