Stalking Ricky Martin!
It's official...vacation plans have been decided and I am heading off to the mountains of San Juan in June for a little Puerto Rican Pleasures...
...Well maybe not so little.
So in order to be ready for this trip, I need to learn some key Spanish phrases, the kind of phrases that will ensure that I'm not taken advantage of...or that I am taken advantage of, depending on the situation. So any help translating these phrases to Spanish will be greatly appreciated:
- One Margarita with extra tequila please.
- One beer please.
- I shouldn't have anything else to drink.
- If I have more than three drinks, who knows who I'll do!
- oooo...I'm so drunk...would you help me home? *giggle*
- Wait! Are you older than 18? Prove it.
- Is that your wife/girlfriend? Will she mind?
- No!
- Stop!
- To the right!
- Pinch it!
- I've never done this before.
- Slow down.
- Is it in yet?
Seriously though, if anyone who reads this can give me some information on things to do in Puerto Rico (or Ricky Martin's address), I'm open to suggestions. This is going to be a great trip.
