Why are my Balls Blue?
Last night, after getting home from work, I went to my friends house to help them move a carpet from their living room to their basement. Normally you would think this would be a 3 person job...but this is an enormous room and the carpet took 5 of us, and was heavier than you would have thought. Lots of grunting, Heaving and Ho'ing and we finally got it in their basement. Then we unloaded a truck of furniture that was finally ready for their pickup. The room looks great...I'm jealous.
Got home and went online. Now I should preface this by saying my computer is slowly going to pot. I can now keep it on for about an hour before it goes haywire. Then I have to shut it down, and restart it. Donations for a new computer will be accepted :-)
Well, while sitting and typing, my body started shiver. I usually sit with my feet near the heating register and a blanket around me, because then I can keep the heat low, but still stay warm. Well I waited....and waited....and waited, and the furnace wasn't coming on. After checking the thermostat, I realize I have a problem. Thermostat is set for 68F. Tempetature in house 52F. Did my gas get turned off? No...furnace go boom. Fuck!
Call the landlords, and my neighbor informed me that my monthly rent checks have provided them a two week trip to the Caribbean Islands for a vacation. So I may have NHO (Nipple hard on's) so bad that I could cut glass, but my landlords are nice and warm. Bitches!
I had to sleep under two blankets, while wearing a sweatshirt, hat, pants, and gloves. Last night it dropped down to just below 40. Tonight will be warmer. I only hope that the weather will stay warm until the landlords can get home. Until then, I will have random body parts turning blue and will be taking some very steamy showers.
Bragging rights
I got his number! I got his number! I got his number! I got his number! I got his number! I got his number! I got his number! I got his number! I got his number! I got his number! I got his number!Boo yah!!
