The tales of a 30 something gay stand-up comic living in NYC who is searching for his soul mate or soul...which ever comes first.

Thursday, May 06, 2004

Bad Credit? Get Refinanced Today!

When applying for a mortgage or car loan, the first thing a lender is going to ask is “How is your credit?” WE KNOW AND UNDERSTAND that this is question is intimidating and bad things do happen to good people like yourself! Doctor's bills...we'll make those doctors disappear, job loss...times are tough, defaulted student loans...Forgettabout it!, shut off notices, collections got you down. Don't you worry...YOU CAN GET THE FINANCING YOU DESERVE!



Di Fronzo's loans can get you money WITHOUT CHECKING CREDIT! We at Di Fronzo's realize that sometimes a person's word is all that they have, and when you make a promise to Patrick "Funny Boy" Di Fronzo...we KNOW YOU WILL KEEP IT! In fact...we insure it.

Our loan application is very simple (we have paperless application...we don't want no paper...and really...who wants to keep track of all that pesky paper anyways) and the only information required is the names and addresses of your immediate family members, the name of who you work for, and a promise to pay on time.

And the best part of Di Fronzo's fincancing...you don't even have to send in a payment. Because you are our customer, and could have gone to any alternative financing, we come to you! And if for some reason you are unable to pay on time, we will charge you a small one time fee of only 55% of the principle + accrued interest + fees. Hard to undersand? We know...and we're sure you won't have any problem paying the money back, so we're not gonna bother explainin it. Capice?

So go online right now, and contact Di Fronzo's financing at www.cementshoes.com, and tell 'em you're looking for Funny Boy. We'll be waiting!


 
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