Shut Yo' Mouth!
I figured everyone is wondering how last weekend went with my meeting Hot Toddy (at least I figure this is the case since I've been getting emails asking). Well...Let's put the weekend in review based on different quotes I heard.
- FUCK ME, FUCK ME, FUCK ME!!!!~spoken by me on Friday night when I hit another Cleveland pothole. This pothole bent my passenger tire rim over 4 inches, and I had to get the car towed...AGAIN
- Sometimes an inch makes all the difference ~ Spoken by Todd after comparing his experience to that of Shamus' experience of riding the Mantis at Cedar Point.
- I keep smacking my head into your dick ~ Spoken by Todd each time he walked into the "dildo art" I have hanging from my ceiling.
- I'm a little nervous to ride something so big ~ Spoken by Todd, while looking at the Top Thrill Dragster Ride. Get your mind out of the gutters people.
- Just how big are you? ~ spoken to Todd from a random bar patron who realized that Todd was a foot taller than me.
- Now let me tell you somethin Miss Thang. Just because he put his dick inside you does not mean you owe him a damn thing! ~ Spoken by me to Todd in the presence of some random women who were rudely listening to our conversation.
For those of you who are wondering, Todd did leave yesterday afternoon, but his flight was delayed for so long because of weather issues that he missed his connecting flight and was stuck in the Chicago Airport overnight. Hopefully he will get home sometime today.
