The tales of a 30 something gay stand-up comic living in NYC who is searching for his soul mate or soul...which ever comes first.

Wednesday, May 12, 2004

Step 1: Admitting I Have a Problem


I am officially admitting this now...I have a problem...nay an addiction to amusement parks. I can't get enough, and yes...you could call me insatiable, but that would have nothing to do with amusement parks.

In the past 4 days I have been to Cedar Point twice (thus why I didn't post yesterday), and if all goes well, I'll be heading back to that park within the next seven days for a third trip this season. Insatiable! Now what am I like at an amusment park? Imagine a small child who has just eaten all the halloween candy in one sitting and washed the entire amount down with a 2 liter bottle of Pepsi. Few people can keep up with me. Even Shamus has had to say "STOP...WE NEED TO EAT!" I have gone an entire day without food or drink because I couldn't stop. But I'm not sure what it is that makes me strap myself into these machines of death. Is it the straps binding me in, as young college age boys check to make sure I'm secure? (and really...does anyone think just how hung over some of those ride operators are as they are strapping you into the seat?) I'll have to explore why I do this as I continue to visit the park.

Taking Hot Toddy on Sunday, I had to control myself a little, as I didn't know his tolerence or energy levels for amusment parks. We got to the park at 11ish and entered the gates after noon, as it took over an hour to finally got my season pass picture (I had to do my hair). In less than eight hours (the park closed at 8) we rode like madmen, only repeating one ride the whole day.

Two days later, my ex drives up here and stops for a day at the park before he goes to Wisconsin for his new job. Now with my ex, I show little mercy at amusement parks as he knows what I am like at the park. That, and after some of the hell he put me through in the past, he deserves to go through a little of his own.

Ride Chart for Cedar Point













































Ride Name
(links to pictures)
Visit 5/9/04Visit 5/12/04
Antique Cars
Blue StreakX
Cadillac Cars
Calypso
Cedar Creek Mine Ride XX
Cedar Downs Racing Derby
Cedar Point & Lake Erie Railroad
Chaos
Corkscrew X
Demon Drop X
Disaster Transport
Dodgem
Gemini XX
Giant Wheel
Iron Dragon X
Magnum XL-200 XX
MantisXX
Matterhorn
Mean Streak XX
Midway Carousel
Millennium ForceXX
Monster X
Ocean Motion
Paddlewheel Excursions
Power Tower (Space Shot) X
Power Tower (Turbo Drop) XX
RaptorXX
Scrambler
Sky Ride
Snake River Falls X
Space Spiral
Super Himalaya
Thunder Canyon X
Top Thrill Dragster XX
Troika
Turnpike Cars
Wave Swinger
White Water Landing XX
Wicked Twister X
Wildcat X
Witches' Wheel



 
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