Apples to Oranges

I have no clue why this table drops down so low.

There are distinct differences between men and women, but even bigger differences between gay men and gay women.
POINT	GAY MEN	LESBIANS
WONDER WOMAN	We worshipped and wanted to be Wonder Woman. Anything to change clothes that fast.	Worshipped and wanted to do Wonder Woman. It's a lasso thing.
Greek Mythology	Ahh...well we like Greek men. Does that count?
Food	Honeydew, penne pasta, goat cheese, herbal tea, Perrier, quiche lorraine, Focaccia, radicchio	vegetarian Items...but cucumbers and carrots are not allowed!
Hair	Styling products will consist of: Wax glue, cream pomade, gel, mousse, and others as necessary. We boys are freaks about our hair.	Say no more
Settling arguments	I will scratch your eyes out!	I will kill you by ripping your head off of your shoulders.
Cars	BMW	Harley Davidson
Car Service	I get a mechanic to change the air in my tires.	I'll have it done in ten minutes.

Just a side note about the politics in the state of Ohio. Recently, a bill was introduced that would have forced insurance companies to pay for birth control if the company also paid for Viagra. This bill which is endorsed by a large number of women's rights groups, is being stalled in the state house because of the opposition. The opposition says that viagra and birth control are not similar drugs because birth control is really a form of abortion and viagra encourages conception. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE POLITICAL REPRESENTATIVES IN THIS STATE? This being said, if this legislation was not to pass, I believe we should then pass a law that would make all masturbation illegal because masturbation does not lead to conception.