New Rules
Seeing that I have no intentions of reliving the Pride Events of last year (never sleep with your friends...but if you do...blog about it), so I've decided to create the rules of Pride.
OFFICIAL RULES OF PRIDE FEST 2004
- If he is good looking...I saw him first!
- If he approaches you, refer to rule number 1.
- If he has less than 5 inches, mentions scat(ewww), or beastality...you can have him.
- Nothing older than 50 years or younger than 18 years shall pass our lips.
- All exposed nipples are asking to be licked.
- Making out with a stranger to piss off a protester is fine.
- Making out with a stranger to piss off an ex is not.
- Making fun of your ex, who has gotten fat, is allowed (right Bill?).
- Don't touch the drag queen's make up. You will get bitch slapped into the next century as she spent WAY too much time on that perfect look to have you mess it up.
- We will eat a well balanced meal before attending the pride parade and rally.
- Tequila shooters are considered a food group.
- The port-o-potties will only hold one person at a time. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO BREAK THIS RULE!!!
- One of us must stay in the beer garden at all times to hold our seats.
- It is permissible to grab as many condoms and single use lubricant packets as you can, but you must use them by pride next year. If you are in danger of not using them, I'm willing to help you out.
- Women's boobies will be exposed. Don't look. They have no power over you anyway.
- If you slept with his boyfriend, and his boyfriend doesn't know...never speak of it.
- Making fun of the two gay republicans is not allowed. Even though they make as much sense as Jews for Jesus, they are still our brothers and get on their knees like the best of them. This is about tolerance...practice it.
The cameras are loaded (the scavenger hunt starts at 5:00pm), and by 10:00 tonight...I'll be loaded as well. If you see me out and about, jump my bones and say hi, and show me your nipple!
HAPPY PRIDE everyone
Don't do anyone I wouldn't do!
How can I put this in a way so as not to offend or unnerve
There's a rumor goin' all round that u ain't been gettin' served
They say that u ain't u know what
In baby who knows how long
It's hard 4 me 2 say what's right
When all I wanna do is wrong
Gett off - 22 positions in a 1 night stand
Gett off - I'll only call u after if u say I can
Gett off - let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Gett off - If u want 2 baby here I am (here I am)
I clocked the jizz from a friend
Of yours named vanessa bet (bet)
She said u told her a fantasy
That got her all wet (wet)
Something about a little box with a
Mirror and a tongue inside
What she told me then got me so hot
I knew that we could slide
Gett off - 22 positions in a 1 night stand
Gett off - I'll only call u after if u say I can
Gett off - let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Gett off - If u want 2 baby here I am (here I am)
Gett off (gett off)
1 2 3 - nah, little cutie, I ain't drinkin' (gett off)
Scope this, I was just thinkin'
U + me, what a ride
If u was thinkin' the same
We could continue outside (gett off)
Lay your pretty body against a parkin' meter
Strip your dress down
Like I was strippin' a peter paul's almond joy
Lemme show u baby I'm a talented boy
