Polling anyone?
Ok...begin cursing!
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That's better.
Wednesday, I bought $10 worth of gasoline, and put my wallet back into my pocket after paying for it. I then went to the hospital and did the depletion test. Afterwards, I went to the therapist, got my head shrunk, and went home. After dinner, dying for a cup of coffee, I decided to go to the coffee shop. I went to grab my wallet...and poof...Shit, God damned, Mother Fuck, Piss, Hell, fuck me, damnit...my wallet is gone. Called both the hospital and the head shrinker...nada. The bitch is gone!
So now I need to replace my Social Security card, driver's license, credit and debit card, Cedar Point Season Pass, car insurance information, and about $40 (which is gone like the wind). What really sucks in this case is that my bank's closest branch is 200 miles away, meaning that I will be without cash until my new cards are delivered. On the bright side, maybe I can get someone to buy my drinks this weekend...
Speaking of this weekend...it's going to be busy. I travel to Columbus for their pre-pride festival, however, I am already committed to a photo shoot early Saturday morning, I have to be back up in Cleveland at 4 am. The photo shoot is for Spencer Tunic, who's doing a nude photo shoot near the lake. I am going to freeze my gonnads off as the weather tonight is only going to be 50 degrees and I have to be there at 4:30 am. AM...as in ASS MINE BITE IT! And before any of you get too excited (Bill...I'm 5'6"...is that short?), there are a total of 3000 participants that are all getting photographed nude together. Maybe that will get me a date...
Then it is back to Columbus, where I will be watching and marching in the Columbus Ohio Pride parade and festival. I feel the need to get sleep already.
So damnit people...Cheer me up and answer this poll. Sometimes it's good to have some information about you...and if you pick the last option, email me your telephone number.
