I Think I'm in a Funk!

Sometimes: I think it's important to get things off your chest.


I'm tired of being a monk. I want sex and I want it now. I want it long. I want it hard. I want it sweaty. I want it earth shattering. I want headboard banging against the wall. I want tied to the bed screaming out "Oh Daddy." I want it in multiple positions. I want stubble burn even. I want to cum with such an intensity that it will almost make me black out.

Then I want to cuddle.
~shamelessly taken from Brian's Tales of the City Blog

Brian...you took the words right out of my mouth.

Applications are being accepted.

(from the musical Hair)

Sodomy
Fellatio
Cunnilingus
Pederasty

Father, why do these words sound so nasty?

Masturbation
Can be fun
Join the holy orgy
Kama Sutra
Everyone!