Is it Monday Already?

"I rarely ever get hit on" ~ said by yours truly on Sunday night at the post game cookout.

And with those words, the table got very quiet. Everyone was looking at me...waiting for me to say something else.

"You are so full of shit!" was the group consensus, as I stared a little shocked at everyone laughing at me (because I hadn't cracked a joke...so I thought).

Suddenly this group of vicious petty queens felt it necessary to prove me wrong.

• From Bob, "Those two guys on the other softball team wanted you to go home with them two weeks ago." -They wanted to show me their art collection.
  
• From Kevin, "Joe asked you to go home with him just Friday Night." -He was really drunk.
  
• From Brian, "I'm running out of friends you haven't slept with!" - Shut up Brian...you don't have any friends.
  
• From Lindo, "During the ski trip, that guy sat on your lap in the hot tub and you weren't wearing a swimsuit!" -There was no seating left in the hot tub.
  
• From Andrew, "And while that guy was sitting on your lap, the guy you were with was sitting right next to you!" -Well I didn't want to be rude...
  
• From Matt and Rob, "The owner of Twist bought our whole table a round of drinks so he could compliment your legs more" -He was just being nice since we had been drinking all afternoon.
  

Hmmm...did I ever tell you guys that I love each and every one of you? Because I really do. Then Brandon, the one man who didn't speak during this barrage asked me which character from Sex in the City I thought I was most like. I really didn't know...So I'm asking you.

Which Sex in the City Character am I?

1. Carrie -- No one captures the lives of the lovelorn and the love-seeking in New York City better than columnist Carrie Bradshaw does. As fodder for her column, single and fabulous Carrie looks to the experiences of her best friends and her own. Never shying away from difficult or delicate subjects, Carrie has covered everything from emotional dependence to sexual independence. And somehow, through all her research and realizations, she's remained open to the possibility of finding love among the ruins.
   
   
2. Samantha-- Scintillating Samantha is a successful PR exec who knows what she wants - and most of the time, she gets it. She radiates confidence in everything she does, whether it's landing a star client, getting a table at the trendiest restaurant or bedding the hottest guy in a room. Samantha embraces her uninhibited sexuality with a diverse (and large) group of lovers, from wrestling coaches to power bachelors to a studly farmer. Forget wedding dreams; Samantha takes lust over love any night, and she's proud of it.
   
   
3. Charlotte-- Charlotte has a refreshingly optimistic outlook on love and romance amidst the ever-complex dating scene of NYC. Well-bred, she walks through life with a perfect sense of decorum. And a lot of idealism. For years, Charlotte had a crystalline vision of the life she wanted to have. First and foremost, she wanted to get married. She wanted true love. And she wanted her husband to be wealthy, handsome and belong to the social elite.
   
   
4. Miranda-- Miranda is smart, self-assured and proud of her achievements. She raises the bar for herself continually, be it in her professional or personal life. However, she's struggled with her love life and, at times, abandoned the pursuit of love altogether. Tough and down-to-earth, she doesn't open up easily, masking her vulnerability with cynicism and self-deprecating humor.