Not in Kansas Anymore
I'm sorry, but I don't remember who gave me the idea for this, but if you remind me who you are...I owe you a kiss on the cheek of your choice.
Dorothy Gale of Kansas filed legal papers today against Glinda "The Good Witch" North and Professor "the Wizard" Marvel in both Kansas District and Oz district courts. Gale cites severe emotional distress, reckless endangering, child endangering (Gale was a minor at the time said charges occurred) and kidnapping.
In 1939, Dorothy Gale was taking shelter in her home from a tornado when her house was lifted and transported to OZ. Upon arriving, North placed the famous Ruby Slippers onto Gale's feet. The dispute is that when Gale asked to return to Kansas, neither North or Marvel informed Gale that all she would have to do is click her heels three times and state that "there's no place like home".
Instead, Gale charges that both North and Marvel supposedly devised a scheme to force Gale to murder the Wich sisters. Gale who was acquitted of involuntary manslaughter in the deaths of both Wich sisters, complied in her desire to return to her family.
Gale when asked why she is suing after so long a time period has passed, stated "Glinda's a witch! She deserves to pay for what she did to me". When asked if she was merely bitter for her book deal falling through, Gale countered "How would you like being abducted by flying monkeys? I don't sleep a night without waking in fear".
North, who gave a press conference on the steps of the Emerald City, said "Dorothy has been through a lot. But it was 1939, and most of us in the emerald city were under the effects of the field of poppies. Although I am sorry that Dorothy feels that she has suffered, I know full well the courts will declare that I have done no misdeeds." North lives in the Emerald City with her husband Nikko, the head Winged Monkey.
Expected witnesses to be called are The Scarecrow, The Tinman, and the Mayor of Munchkin Land. The Cowardly Lion has refused to testify after suffering recent panic attacks.
Professor Marvel was unavailable for comment.
Now Appearing
TunaGirl has officially come out of the closet and let it be known that we are going to NYC the weekend of December 4th. Yes...once again...a bunch of bloggers are going to be meeting on the mother ship. So far, Tunagirl, myself, and I belive Hot Toddy and BoBo will all be there, as well as the NYC gang. I'm going on the record as of now. What goes on in NY...stays in NY.
I'm going to be so sorry I posted this. This was the first picture taken from the other night, and the only one I'm posting regarding that evening. Once again...never go out on a Wednesday again...or at least confiscate all cameras. There goes my chance of running for president.
