Bitchy, Slutty, and Horny...you pick.

Bill sent me this bit and I found it hilarious. I thought you may like it as well.
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Saturday night I met up with some friends at the Grid (A dance bar in Cleveland). The Saturday after New Year's Eve? The only men out were the guys who didn't have someone to kiss on Friday night. The bar was nearly empty, but within a few hours, three of us from the softball league found each other and started up a conversation. Three gay men standing, drinking, and commenting on the other men that were at the bar, you can imagine how the conversation went.

Person 1: "That guy's really cute"
Person 2: "Scott? He's a really nice guy, but he's into really rough sex. If he bit me one more time I was gonna kick his ass out my place"
Person 3: "You slept with him?"
Person 1: "I wouldn't kick him out of bed."
Person 2: "Uh...yeah"
Person 3: "We need to get a big S to put on your chest, to show your status of 'SLUT'!"
Person 1: "Ohhh...She told you!"
Person 2: "Shut up...you [to person 1] need a big 'H' for 'Horny'! and you [to person 3] need an extra large 'B' for 'Bitchy'!"


And the rest of the night we referred to each other as Bitchy, Horny, and Slutty. I'll leave it to all of you as to which of those names I fell under.